Devious Data Dames - When economists find "love"

Devious Data Dames

Devious data dames

Dance in veils

Standard deviations

Directional causality

Probabilistic….

Too hot?

Too many hands?

Low R²

Low interest rate?

 

Well, the back room has been booked

If you want a happy ending.

And let me tell you,

The central bank is still blushing.

The treasury gone for tax cuts with the wife.

The stock market has finally “deflated”

 

Wanna make history?

Observe the phenomena and move the curve?

-Just ask in back -

Most nice economotrixes don’t do “that” thing,

But motivate my markets

And maybe you can monopolize my human capital.

I would reveal a strong preference for you

At least until market forces

And efficiency

Suggest a higher utility option.

 

Pehiw Hibernation 2021