Had some exciting urban hunting these past few weeks as the food this year has been plentiful for the albino deer and moose. I have been able to observe a number of these majestic creatures in their natural shop window habitats.
I spotted this moose casually strolling through a candle forest. Note how its silver shimmer helps it to camouflage into the Christmas chaos that surrounds this peaceful forest. When hunting this kind of moose, a nice plaid blanket, casually laid to one side acts as an irresistible lure.
This majestic stag was showing off for a beautiful doe just behind me. Their beautiful courting dance plays out each night as the mall closes watched over by a number of lonely giant whales who hang out over the liquor shop. The meat on an mall deer can be tough so you will want a thoughtful marinade to bring out the flavors of plastic and despair.
These dwarf moose were captured using the aforementioned plain blanket trick combined with a complementary plank of weathered barn wood balanced nearby. I also captured a number of hipsters this way, but I released them back into the wild. I with you good luck with your urban hunting.